jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(Source: ejective)

recooperacoon:

do you ever get that feeling when you look at something and just get chills because it is so god damned awful 

(Source: hellaradprincess)

stability:

He’s got my vote

(Source: doingitforthevine)

space-c0ps:

I don’t know if you guys have seen the recent thefinebros video where they rickrolled famous youtubers

but

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booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?
booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?
booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?
booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?
booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?
booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?
booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?
booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?
booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?

booty-sheriff:

melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this

WHERE’S THE REST?

westerosimatriarchy:

When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’

(Source: dana-cardinal)

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit)

tastefullyoffensive:

How to deal with your last name. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

How to deal with your last name. [x]

rifa:

prokopetz:

nebcondist1:

prokopetz:

I’ve seen this image going around, and I feel compelled to point out that it’s only half-right. It’s true that high heels were originally a masculine fashion, but they weren’t originally worn by butchers - nor for any other utilitarian purpose, for that matter.

High heels were worn by men for exactly the same reason they’re worn by women today: to display one’s legs to best effect. Until quite recently, shapely, well-toned calves and thighs were regarded as an absolute prerequisite for male attractiveness. That’s why you see so many paintings of famous men framed to show off their legs - like this one of George Washington displaying his fantastic calves:

… or this one of Louis XIV of France rocking a fabulous pair of red platform heels (check out those thighs!):

… or even this one of Charles I of England showing off his high-heeled riding boots - note, again, the visual emphasis on his well-formed calves:

In summary: were high heels originally worn by men? Yes. Were they worn to keep blood off their feet? No at all - they were worn for the same reason they’re worn today: to look fabulous.

so then how did they become a solo feminine item of attire?

A variety of reasons. In France, for example, high heels fell out out of favour in the court of Napoleon due to their association with aristocratic decadence, while in England, the more conservative fashions of the Victorian era regarded it as indecent for a man to openly display his calves.

But then, fashions come and go. The real question is why heels never came back into fashion for men - and that can be laid squarely at the feet of institutionalised homophobia. Essentially, heels for men were never revived because, by the early 20th Century, sexually provocative attire for men had come to be associated with homosexuality; the resulting moral panic ushered in an era of drab, blocky, fully concealing menswear in which a well-turned calf simply had no place - a setback from which men’s fashion has yet to fully recover.

FASHION HISTORY IS HUMAN HISTORY OK

nightmarekite:

glittermisandrist:

babyusako:

beausoleils:

i’ve looked long and hard into hell itself

Dear god, Fuck right off.I love when my culture is lovingly forgotten because people think british means english 

Seconded

the English are not even British because they are not Celtic and oh my god I want to set things aflame,

nightmarekite:

glittermisandrist:

babyusako:

beausoleils:

i’ve looked long and hard into hell itself

Dear god, Fuck right off.
I love when my culture is lovingly forgotten because people think british means english

Seconded

the English are not even British because they are not Celtic and oh my god I want to set things aflame,

bakerstreetsdoctor:

twerrking-through-mordor:

perchu:

das-nawt-bene:

katievioletta:

thecakebar:

Oreo Cheesecake Cupcakes 

jesus take the wheel 

hide this from the guy on moreos

YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME FUCK OFF OKAY, FUCK OFF. THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW. WHO THE FUCK. I REPEAT, WHO THE FUCK WOULD MIX CHEESE AND OREOS. WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHEESE COMES FROM? DO YOU KNOW? ITS LITERALLY DRIED COW TITTY MILK OKAY. DRIED COW TITTY MILK. YOU ARE FUCKING MIXING THE WORST COOKIES IN THE WORLD WITH DRIED TITTY MILK. I HOPE YOU ARE FUCKING HAPPY WITH THE SHIT ASS CHOICES YOU MADE IN YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE IM. FUCKING .NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s him again guys

I CAN’T SEE THE POST ANYMORE
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
bakerstreetsdoctor:

twerrking-through-mordor:

perchu:

das-nawt-bene:

katievioletta:

thecakebar:

Oreo Cheesecake Cupcakes 

jesus take the wheel 

hide this from the guy on moreos

YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME FUCK OFF OKAY, FUCK OFF. THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW. WHO THE FUCK. I REPEAT, WHO THE FUCK WOULD MIX CHEESE AND OREOS. WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHEESE COMES FROM? DO YOU KNOW? ITS LITERALLY DRIED COW TITTY MILK OKAY. DRIED COW TITTY MILK. YOU ARE FUCKING MIXING THE WORST COOKIES IN THE WORLD WITH DRIED TITTY MILK. I HOPE YOU ARE FUCKING HAPPY WITH THE SHIT ASS CHOICES YOU MADE IN YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE IM. FUCKING .NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s him again guys

I CAN’T SEE THE POST ANYMORE
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
bakerstreetsdoctor:

twerrking-through-mordor:

perchu:

das-nawt-bene:

katievioletta:

thecakebar:

Oreo Cheesecake Cupcakes 

jesus take the wheel 

hide this from the guy on moreos

YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME FUCK OFF OKAY, FUCK OFF. THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW. WHO THE FUCK. I REPEAT, WHO THE FUCK WOULD MIX CHEESE AND OREOS. WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHEESE COMES FROM? DO YOU KNOW? ITS LITERALLY DRIED COW TITTY MILK OKAY. DRIED COW TITTY MILK. YOU ARE FUCKING MIXING THE WORST COOKIES IN THE WORLD WITH DRIED TITTY MILK. I HOPE YOU ARE FUCKING HAPPY WITH THE SHIT ASS CHOICES YOU MADE IN YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE IM. FUCKING .NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s him again guys

I CAN’T SEE THE POST ANYMORE
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

bakerstreetsdoctor:

twerrking-through-mordor:

perchu:

das-nawt-bene:

katievioletta:

thecakebar:

Oreo Cheesecake Cupcakes 

jesus take the wheel 

hide this from the guy on moreos

YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME FUCK OFF OKAY, FUCK OFF. THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW. WHO THE FUCK. I REPEAT, WHO THE FUCK WOULD MIX CHEESE AND OREOS. WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHEESE COMES FROM? DO YOU KNOW? ITS LITERALLY DRIED COW TITTY MILK OKAY. DRIED COW TITTY MILK. YOU ARE FUCKING MIXING THE WORST COOKIES IN THE WORLD WITH DRIED TITTY MILK. I HOPE YOU ARE FUCKING HAPPY WITH THE SHIT ASS CHOICES YOU MADE IN YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE IM. FUCKING .NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s him again guys

I CAN’T SEE THE POST ANYMORE

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD